Tuesday, September 14, 2010


pretty soon everyone'll be doing this.


687-699 face mush

521-530 pull out from lip (but would have to redo)

417 - head monster

392-417 - bumble bee head














(quest. for Elizabeth) overhead shot rig???

NAME: Biblo
AGE: less
OCCUPATION: unemployed + odd jobs
FEARS: cats (they want to eat him, cuddle with him, take cat nip off him)
FRIENDS: the head, the organ,

But Biblo had trouble finding steady work. He was too short, his arms were too scrawny, and he couldn't see very well (he had terrible vision). This forced Biblo to take on different "odd jobs" when and if they presented themselves.

At the beginning of the day, Biblo was eaten by a cat, and remained that way during the remainder/majority of the following action.

modern day fables - a little lesson, a little magic, broadly defined characters,

"Biblo knew someone at the employment agency. They had never met, and never talked directly, but Biblo would receive leads every now and then telling him where he could find work. Today was like most days. Biblo didn't have much to go on. Just a name and an address.

James Olde-Latrobe
33 Exiter St.

Cut to:
A decapitated head smiling and roling his eyes around.
Cut to:
A wide shot - Biblo standing next to James looking at him as James rolls eyes and grins.

"The job today was like most, as it required little skill and yet Biblo was unprepared for it. It was his job to prepare mass amount of Jim Jum salad, a signiture side at the Olde-Latrobe restaurant, for a team of starved investors. Abashedly, Biblo was forced to ask James how the famous dish was prepared. Disgruntled at the recent hire (James mumbles under his breath), James passed Biblo a small card containing much smaller writing. This was Jim Jum salad:

the video and song

"It had been a long, tiresome day for Biblo. But, it would all pay off if the investors liked their meal.

Investor tries, kind of burps, and then continues silently talking.
Cut back to:
Biblo... mouths opens slowly.

Then biblo gets home.... and you know the rest.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Lieutenant's in town

you know the drink man
you know you got kick it
and the weed man
you know you have to stick it
up your ass man
because its dangerous
with lieutenant around
everyone'll get arrested

can't develop man
your only five feet tall
and with a hat on
you still are looking small
try my shoes on
to confuse lieutenant
you can confound the man
if you just stand still

(we all know the drill)
yes i know
but its old news
that he grows stronger with time
check my wrist watch, time me
i'll be zero to sixty
half a second
'fore his rat pack
gets anywhere near me

but ya'll wouldn't be so lucky
(tell us again)
yo that drink man
he knows that ain't kool-aid
and that wrist watch
he knows where you got it from
he will bottom out
bottom up
every punk up in this joint be warned ya'll
the lieutenant's in town

(knock you upside down)
bust that cap off your head
turn it right side round
(just a slap on the wrist)
with a handcuff
iron hand
in a clenched fist
but it all can be avoided
if you just stand still

(we all know the drill)
yes i know
but you're fidgeting
and you know that he hates to see (ah, ah ah)

group of kids looking down at the time
impatiently awaiting punishment
accused of a new crime

you know the weed man
you know you got to ditch it
and the drink man
do you think you can finish it?
got a weird feeling that lieutenant's around
and i wont be staying standing here to find out

thought you'ze old school
thought you was (known the drill)
unless you run like me
than he ruin your night
and as he ran in fright
the dark arm came down
and the lieutenants club
knocked his eyeballs out

[guitar solo]

[we all know the drill]
yes i know
but please, if everyone'll
just stand still
bled a red grapefruit sorbet
passed away and was revived
by the hoe-gawn tribe

Open Mic Ice Cream Flavors

Name: Open mic bite

strawberry & fortune cookie

chocolate covered raisins

grape ice cream

roman noodle

bagel and cream cheese

chocolate cookie dough

pistacchio

peppermint bark

cheesecake
melodies and beats, melodies and beats
everybody knows about the melodies and beats
but one thing you don't know if how you (they) got there [cue static]

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Pool Noodles

Abby Parker Who has pool noodles? I need about 30. Don't say walmart. Don't say ToysRUs. Say "I do.
Brian Helm I had a pool noodle. A purple pool noodle. A purple pool noodle for a Power of P party. But, alas, I lost it.
Farrar 'Doc' Hudkins I do. And you can't have it.
Brian Holman I remember that purple pool noodle Brian...or should I say...Pinnochio...
Leslie Lossiah I have 5....lol, too bad im hours away!
Colin Radek Harris tetter has them
Gail Parker WALMART DOES HAVE THEM..WANT DADDY TO GO GET THEM TOMORROW AND BRING THEM DOWN....DON'T KNOW IF THEY HAVE 30 THOUGH.YOU GOT PEEPS IN TTOWN AND GRIFFIN.,YOU KNOW..ALAS COLIN..NO TAJ MATEETER DOWN THERE I DON'T THINK..
Sabrina Frantz Sweeney you could run through nearby neighborhoods and steal at least 15 of them I bet.
Abby Parker I got em!
Gail Parker yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.for you!!!:)