Lieutenant's in town

you know the drink man
you know you got kick it
and the weed man
you know you have to stick it
up your ass man
because its dangerous
with lieutenant around
everyone'll get arrested

can't develop man
your only five feet tall
and with a hat on
you still are looking small
try my shoes on
to confuse lieutenant
you can confound the man
if you just stand still

(we all know the drill)
yes i know
but its old news
that he grows stronger with time
check my wrist watch, time me
i'll be zero to sixty
half a second
'fore his rat pack
gets anywhere near me

but ya'll wouldn't be so lucky
(tell us again)
yo that drink man
he knows that ain't kool-aid
and that wrist watch
he knows where you got it from
he will bottom out
bottom up
every punk up in this joint be warned ya'll
the lieutenant's in town

(knock you upside down)
bust that cap off your head
turn it right side round
(just a slap on the wrist)
with a handcuff
iron hand
in a clenched fist
but it all can be avoided
if you just stand still

(we all know the drill)
yes i know
but you're fidgeting
and you know that he hates to see (ah, ah ah)

group of kids looking down at the time
impatiently awaiting punishment
accused of a new crime

you know the weed man
you know you got to ditch it
and the drink man
do you think you can finish it?
got a weird feeling that lieutenant's around
and i wont be staying standing here to find out

thought you'ze old school
thought you was (known the drill)
unless you run like me
than he ruin your night
and as he ran in fright
the dark arm came down
and the lieutenants club
knocked his eyeballs out

[guitar solo]

[we all know the drill]
yes i know
but please, if everyone'll
just stand still