pretty soon everyone'll be doing this.


687-699 face mush

521-530 pull out from lip (but would have to redo)

417 - head monster

392-417 - bumble bee head














(quest. for Elizabeth) overhead shot rig???

NAME: Biblo
AGE: less
OCCUPATION: unemployed + odd jobs
FEARS: cats (they want to eat him, cuddle with him, take cat nip off him)
FRIENDS: the head, the organ,

But Biblo had trouble finding steady work. He was too short, his arms were too scrawny, and he couldn't see very well (he had terrible vision). This forced Biblo to take on different "odd jobs" when and if they presented themselves.

At the beginning of the day, Biblo was eaten by a cat, and remained that way during the remainder/majority of the following action.

modern day fables - a little lesson, a little magic, broadly defined characters,

"Biblo knew someone at the employment agency. They had never met, and never talked directly, but Biblo would receive leads every now and then telling him where he could find work. Today was like most days. Biblo didn't have much to go on. Just a name and an address.

James Olde-Latrobe
33 Exiter St.

Cut to:
A decapitated head smiling and roling his eyes around.
Cut to:
A wide shot - Biblo standing next to James looking at him as James rolls eyes and grins.

"The job today was like most, as it required little skill and yet Biblo was unprepared for it. It was his job to prepare mass amount of Jim Jum salad, a signiture side at the Olde-Latrobe restaurant, for a team of starved investors. Abashedly, Biblo was forced to ask James how the famous dish was prepared. Disgruntled at the recent hire (James mumbles under his breath), James passed Biblo a small card containing much smaller writing. This was Jim Jum salad:

the video and song

"It had been a long, tiresome day for Biblo. But, it would all pay off if the investors liked their meal.

Investor tries, kind of burps, and then continues silently talking.
Cut back to:
Biblo... mouths opens slowly.

Then biblo gets home.... and you know the rest.

It was one of those life changing experiences.

Lieutenant's in town

you know the drink man
you know you got kick it
and the weed man
you know you have to stick it
up your ass man
because its dangerous
with lieutenant around
everyone'll get arrested

can't develop man
your only five feet tall
and with a hat on
you still are looking small
try my shoes on
to confuse lieutenant
you can confound the man
if you just stand still

(we all know the drill)
yes i know
but its old news
that he grows stronger with time
check my wrist watch, time me
i'll be zero to sixty
half a second
'fore his rat pack
gets anywhere near me

but ya'll wouldn't be so lucky
(tell us again)
yo that drink man
he knows that ain't kool-aid
and that wrist watch
he knows where you got it from
he will bottom out
bottom up
every punk up in this joint be warned ya'll
the lieutenant's in town

(knock you upside down)
bust that cap off your head
turn it right side round
(just a slap on the wrist)
with a handcuff
iron hand
in a clenched fist
but it all can be avoided
if you just stand still

(we all know the drill)
yes i know
but you're fidgeting
and you know that he hates to see (ah, ah ah)

group of kids looking down at the time
impatiently awaiting punishment
accused of a new crime

you know the weed man
you know you got to ditch it
and the drink man
do you think you can finish it?
got a weird feeling that lieutenant's around
and i wont be staying standing here to find out

thought you'ze old school
thought you was (known the drill)
unless you run like me
than he ruin your night
and as he ran in fright
the dark arm came down
and the lieutenants club
knocked his eyeballs out

[guitar solo]

[we all know the drill]
yes i know
but please, if everyone'll
just stand still

bled a red grapefruit sorbet
passed away and was revived
by the hoe-gawn tribe

Open Mic Ice Cream Flavors

Name: Open mic bite

strawberry & fortune cookie

chocolate covered raisins

grape ice cream

roman noodle

bagel and cream cheese

chocolate cookie dough

pistacchio

peppermint bark

cheesecake

melodies and beats, melodies and beats
everybody knows about the melodies and beats
but one thing you don't know if how you (they) got there [cue static]

Pool Noodles

Abby Parker Who has pool noodles? I need about 30. Don't say walmart. Don't say ToysRUs. Say "I do.

Brian Helm I had a pool noodle. A purple pool noodle. A purple pool noodle for a Power of P party. But, alas, I lost it.

Farrar 'Doc' Hudkins I do. And you can't have it.

Brian Holman I remember that purple pool noodle Brian...or should I say...Pinnochio...

Leslie Lossiah I have 5....lol, too bad im hours away!

Colin Radek Harris tetter has them

Gail Parker WALMART DOES HAVE THEM..WANT DADDY TO GO GET THEM TOMORROW AND BRING THEM DOWN....DON'T KNOW IF THEY HAVE 30 THOUGH.YOU GOT PEEPS IN TTOWN AND GRIFFIN.,YOU KNOW..ALAS COLIN..NO TAJ MATEETER DOWN THERE I DON'T THINK..

Sabrina Frantz Sweeney you could run through nearby neighborhoods and steal at least 15 of them I bet.

Abby Parker I got em!

Gail Parker yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.for you!!!:)

http://reallybadpoetry.livejournal.com/

Silent Tears
by Connie

Last night when I went to bed
beautiful thoughts of you filled my troubled head
I have not cried in many years but onto my pillow
tonight fell six silent tears
The first was for your smile I missed so much and
your soft tender lips that I longed to kiss and touch
The second was for your angelic face and the
thought of your warm loving gentle embrace
The third was no suprise the tear fell as I
pictured your bright beautiful blue eyes
Then the fourth came rolling
Iinstead of my pillow you should be the one I am holding
The fith silent tear fell for one reason alone
I knew my love for you was not shown
I miss you so much my sweet dear
there rolled the sixth sad silent tear.

Yogi Quotes

It gets late early out there
If you come to a fork in the road, take it
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
I didn't really say everything I said.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
This is like deja vu all over again.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
I want to thank you for making this day necessary.

when the echo never stops
you know you hit it good
sonic vibrations
turn into brain blood

you won't forget
the last thing said
around your head
in your bloody brain

the echo never stops
but it might slightly alter
but most likely it will start
to echo itself

sonic vibrations
turn into heart attacks

she taught me to cherish ignorance
and our first kiss tasted like raspberry cough syrup
she garnished her sleeves with diaper pins
so that while hugging she wouldn't prick me

our first kiss tasted like raspberry cough syrup
and our last kiss tasted like expired lipstick
and while hugging she wouldn't prick me
cause she was scared to share our blood

our last kiss tasted like expired lipstick
and that taste stayed and wouldn't go away
but she was scared to share our blood
so the lipstick outlived the love

the taste that stayed and wouldn't go away
with the way she taught me to brush my teeth
so the lipstick outlived the brushing


she taught me to brush my teeth
and how to take my temperature
she taught me to cherish ignorance
and she would say:

if I know what i'm doing
you probably know what i'm doing too
if I know what i'm doing
and you know what i'm doing
than there is no point

the focus of knowing upon unkowing
and the negociation back and forth
too and fro

But commercial success never came his way, and instead of a star, Linkous became something different and much more interesting: a cult figure.

Who got to decide the size of business cards (anyway)?

the spokes of the wheel of a bicycle

pretty blond girls
walking hand in hand,
skinny blond girls

you know it's raining
but you can't feel it

everyone was going somewhere
but now they must have gotten there

a tornado blew through
and nobody moved
a hurricane came though
and nobody felt wet
a typhoon ensued
no one was bruised
traffic was jammed
and everyone held there horns

driving over the train tracks
for miles
you feel the rain
but it's not raining

children's cough medicine

(cherish ignorance)
if I know what i'm doing
you probably know what i'm doing too
if I know what i'm doing
and you know what i',m doing
the focus of knowing upon unkowing
and the negociation back and forth
too and fro

what's the point

the band

the unnamed cartoon character, (Lucy) the self-playing organ, the man in the box, Dana 1, Dana 2, Dana 3, the late rock musician, the wandering shadow, and their producer, Steve Richter, former librarian and former woman.

the misplaced identity self help group exercises in permanence

step one: identity is never lost, it is only misplaced
-remember, identity is all perception - yours and theirs - and perception is transient

ministroke - or transient ischemic attack
if perception is transient
then the race can be freestyle
breaststroke, backstoke,
ministroke, butterfly,
ischemia

"meet the band song" where the instrument of the individual being sung about plays the melody with the lyrics about them

when the suicide clean up crew had their work to do

"everything is written in the studio... and we do our sessions there too."

pieces of a puzzle

in a powerful state
there lies an undisclosed location
in which there is a nondescript building
in which there is a big office
in which there is a big board
that thinkers drag their fingers across
to think
and to make things happen

and I got lost from my tour group
very lost
and happened to stumble into
this very important place
only everyone was on a lunch break
except the security guard

"hey what are you doing in here?"
"oh i'm sorry, i was with my tour group and i got lost"
very lost

and i looked upon the big board and all the things it did
and he let me try it

oh that one looks a Z!
and now it looks like an N!
that one's a square!
and that one's a line!
and this one looks like a fried egg...
only now it's upside down.
and they all fit together.
only now it's all speeding up!
and everything's building up!!
and it's hitting the ceiling!!!
game over.
wanna play again?

enter your name?
oh, ok.
enter your age?
oh, ok.
enter your phone number?
oh, ok.
enter your address?
oh, ok.
enter your blood type.
oh, ok.
enter your shoe size?
oh, ok.
what are you wearing?
return, return, return!!!!

but it was too late
everyone had returned from their lunch break
and i didn't even get to hear what they had
"a fried egg, only upside down"
huh...

i was in new york city on holiday
walking down a street
on the set of a movie
and i noticed something strange
all the cars and the buildings
and the people
they all fit together
like pieces of a puzzle
except only if you could look at it fast enough

everything fits together
like pieces of a puzzle
but only if you can look at it fast enough

we'll play
everybody's myspace
at the same time
the world will never sound the same


come in to my extra large garage
bring your distortion and bring your noise toys
the microphone does smell like a beer

we sat at the table and calmly
discussed the future of us so
the waiter was happily tipped
and everything was all the same
but after we strapped on those shoes
the olden rules no longer applied
and I rolled the ball down the lane
and it didn't come back again
but it nicked one outlaying
that toppled over into the others
and ended in one chance strike
but the machine failed to count it

and several pitchers and pitches
we quickly curved toward the gutter
do you remember what you said to me
right before we missed the spare
what exactly was the outcome
when the debris was pushed aside

The Cliche Song

when you walked into the room
when you came into my life
when I first saw you
dream come true
I saw her walkin’ down the street
I’m down on my knees and beggin’ please
and Can’t you see
Got t’have you by my side

tonight, alright, all night
don't wanna be alone, all on my own
you were always so true
and your love was never enough
don't go away please just stay
understand and take my hand
'kiss you' with 'miss you'
'baby' with 'make me crazy, amaze me'
'fear' with 'near'
'down' with 'around'
'Forever' with 'together'

hold me close-
all night long
give you my heart
all my love
never let you go
more than words can say
by my side
set me free

lost without you
feel the pain
broken heart
all we've been through
want you, need you, love you

our love is forever
No one has loved like this/No one will understand our love